A cowboy was attending a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers a cowboy is in the crowd, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though."
Hey, I needed a laugh : )
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8 comments:
the same can be said about any long time serving politician.
OMG that's hilarious thanks for the smile.
Bwhahahahaha! Good one!
@ Mike
Always gotta be one in the crowd. It's just a freakin joke
@ Jude
Glad you liked it
@ Me-Me
I thought it was too
Good one!
Good one sir!
Humor isn't allowed unless you're trying to put the gris gris on Rush, I suppose. I don't know.
Really sad thing is, I think he would belittle an American cowboy. Still, thanks for the laugh.
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