Friday, October 9, 2009

A Speech In Texas

A cowboy was attending a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan.

Once he discovers a cowboy is in the crowd, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

" That's a good thing " says Obama, and he starts rambling to the crowd again

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though."
Hey, I needed a laugh : )


Mike Golch said...

the same can be said about any long time serving politician.

Jude said...

OMG that's hilarious thanks for the smile.

Me-Me King said...

Bwhahahahaha! Good one!

lot 2 learn said...

@ Mike
Always gotta be one in the crowd. It's just a freakin joke

@ Jude
Glad you liked it

@ Me-Me
I thought it was too

Lauren said...

Good one!

Matt said...

Good one sir!

Josh said...

Humor isn't allowed unless you're trying to put the gris gris on Rush, I suppose. I don't know.

Jeremy Janson said...

Really sad thing is, I think he would belittle an American cowboy. Still, thanks for the laugh.